BEVRAGE

I tried to quit coffee before and I failed. The same with sugar.

I lack the discipline.

People who are good at things have discipline and the rest of us want to see them fail because we can’t do it!

No joke, I go from trying to work out and being healthy which usually lasts about a week

The next few weeks will be all about me staying up late, watching TV, and of course hanging out with my old friend Coffee. Sometimes, I change it up a bit. I eat cookies and drink coke…

I drink a lot of Beverages the least of which is probably water.

Even though I realize that back pain, achy joints, headaches, and bad breath are all often exasperated and amplified by a lack of the clear stuff, I fail to drink any where near enough water.

I know I need to work out, each consistently, and drink water. I mean drinking water within days helps my complexion clear up and generally makes me feel better.

But it is like many other things that I don’t do that are best for me.

My greatest obstacle to achievement and health is myself.

I mean why don’t I write more and why don’t I read more???

Because I am lazy!! TV is so much easier! You don’t even have to think.

Back to water…

Water is the best for you. It’s cheap and easy to acquire, but it’s also colorless and flavorless! Why is it so hard to drink??

I mean we are like 98% water right. If you take the water away you could put us in a zip lock couldn’t you?

Is there a way to test that theory and not go to jail???

Sorry (I’m drifting again)…

To me water sucks and some water does not suck. That’s why I purchased a filter and found some water I liked that is pretty cheap.

Guess what, I still don’t drink it!!

Look at the picture…

There is a bottle of water peeking out on the left side of my computer and in my hand is coffee.

Coffee Laughs and smiles while I sip away and water remains alone and untouched.

Meanwhile you could run hot water through my kidney for a week and get Coffee…

Is my aversion to drinking water akin to what prevents so many of us from doing the right thing??

Tiger Woods could have avoided being chase by his wife with a golf club, but he didn’t!!

Oh yeah here is a kick ass animation of that from Japan or somewhere in the Far East:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV85rD0gfqo&feature=player_embedded

Can I get a whole news show like this???
The obvious joke here would be the reason he cheated on his wife is that she is like water colorless and flavorless. FYI – this a statement not referring to her race has much as her being lame (a statement which I have no evidence of). I mean it be even more the obvious and racist joke except he went out and got the same model make and color when he cheated on her.

Does it feel good being bad…..Bernie Madoff??

Chocolate cake??

Detroit Lions??

Anyone???

Water Good… Coffee Bad!!